What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:21

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.